My diapers are bloody

The internet and all it's associated technologies comprise one of man's greatest achievements. And this is what we use it for;

Some fucking homo tried to hand me a document today on a street corner while mumbling something about "Bringing home the troops from Afganistan". What the fuck? Why the hell would we want to bring the troops home from Afganistan? If anything we should be sending more over there. I should have kicked that fucker in the dick. What the fuck is going on in the world? Did I fall asleep and wake up in the midsts of the 4th Reich?

As with most things, I blame the NDP, as does this gay porn character actor I often with consult on social issues. Jack "I'm not gay but my moustache is" Layton, the NDP leader has announced publicly that Canada should withdrawl all troops from Afganistan. As well the NDP has passed a few anti-semitic resolutions at their party's recent rally. One of them actually read "Hezbollah is a recognized political party with democratically elected members in Lebanon's cabinet and Parliament," and that the NDP should advocate a comprehensive peace process "bringing all state and non-state parties to the table." Israel should recognize Hezbollah as a legitimate state institution, but it's ok that Hamas doesn't do the same to Israel. What fucking planet are this idiots living on. These people make George Bush look like Lancelot Ware.

I can see a distinct movement in their platform from just plain old socialism, to some sort of national socialism. Hmmmmm...makes one wonder what their campaign slogan will be for the next federal election. "This time 7 million"?

Jack Layton thinks that one can negotiate with the Taliban.
Why has no one closed the Neville Chamberlain school of diplomacy?

What I believe this is really all about is that the dinosaur socialists like Layton have abandoned all conscience in a last attempt at power. If there were more Jews in Canada than muslims then Layton would be down at the synagogue praying for Ariel Sharon. Their lust for power is so mercenary that they will champion persecution of the Jews in order to satisfy it. Either that or they're just a bunch of Polaks and Krauts and they hate Jews because they've been genetically engineered to.

I got a tip from this escaped mental patient that I know.
Check it out, this guy's got some cool stuff.

I'm the funniest fucking man alive. If you don't believe me, just ask this convicted child-molester I counsel in my duties as a clergyman. I often have ideas for satires, especially for commercials. Two commercials that I've been concentrating on advertise Dockers and Tim Hortons. I'm not sure that the Dockers one is still on the air. It's the one in which a woman bumps into a waiter on a restaurant patio resulting in his spilling several bottles on the ground and onto the table of this guy wearing a pair of Dockers. A bottle spins in the middle of his table, reminiscent of the game "spin the bottle" and of course ends up pointing at him. They smile at each other and the voice over says something stupid. In my version after the bottle stops spinning the guy picks it up and smashes the woman in the side of the head with it, while screaming "You spilled my drink bitch". The camera then shows a close up of his Dockers and we see that the woman's blood is being repelled by his pants. The voice over then says, "Now with bitch proof coating". Now that's a commercial.

The other commerical I've been thinking about is a Tim Hortons commercial. In this one some halfwit at a car dealership hounds his co-workers until they go to lunch with him at Tim Hortons so he could get some kind of chicken sandwich. The food at Tim Hortons is not only over priced but shitty. I know, I've eaten there. In my version of the commercial everything is pretty much the same until near the end when the idiot and his co-workers are sitting in the restaurant. One of the co-workers comments on much the moron seems to like the sandwich. The cretin then moves his sandwich under the table and then appears to jerk off. He then raises the sandwich to his mouth. On the sandwich is a big wad of spooge. The commerical ends with a closeup of the dimwit's spearm smeared face.

When I got home from work today, I found that the front and back doors to my house were wide open. Blues music was blaring from the stereo and there was no one responding to my exclaimations of "Papa's home". I later discovered that MrsBloodyDiapers was home, but on the second floor of the house in the washroom. I expressed to her my concern for the state of the house as I found it when I got home. She left the doors open and blues music blaring from the stereo. This situation has a high potential to attract Negros into the house, and what's going to happen if Negros get in? Well first of all you can kiss all your marijuana goodbye, nevermind your grits and malt liquor. And getting them to leave could be a problem. What if they start "gang-banging" in the living room? What if they "P-Diddy" all over the rug? Who the fuck's going to clean that up?

It's not that I don't like black people, I really have nothing against them. Well, many of them kinda hate my guts, but I think that's because they don't know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to Jews as opposed to say the Polaks or Krauts, who get anti-semitism with their mother's milk. It's funny how marriage changes you. I use to live with a room-mate who would brag about our "Nigger-free palace" all the time, and now that I have a wife I'm put in a possible "Negro-invasion" situation.