My diapers are bloody

From the Wikipedia entry for Dave Chapelle,

"Chappelle's Show is on hiatus as of December 2005 while he sorts out unspecified personal issues. Recent news has located Chappelle back in the United States, at his house in Ohio, and performing impromptu shows in Los Angeles and the Cincinnati, Ohio suburb of Newport, Kentucky. On August 3rd, co-star Charlie Murphy gave an interview to TV Guide stating that he believes that Dave Chappelle is finished with Chappelle's Show and would not be returning.
Although Chappelle may be done with filming the show, Comedy Central has recently reported that they will release the un-aired sketches of the third season of "Chappelle's Show" into four half hour episodes in mid-2006. A season three trailer was shown on Comedy Central during their Last Laugh '05 and then on their website."

Mr. Locke, thank you for your kind words below. I'd like to think that I express the views of freedom and peace loving people everywhere.

Mr. jc, I must disagree with your opinion. I see no reason to nuke France or Israel. I will be the first to admit that Israeli's and frogs can be very annoying people, but certainly not worthy of nuking. I think that France should be kept around for their wine and cheese making abilities. Israel is full of Jews, and no country has been successful without Jews. Even in Germany, everything was going swimmingly until they decided to off the Jews. Then it was nothing but humiliation, defeat and Nina Hagen. Hell, I'd nuke the Kruats, or even Ohio before the frogs. Have you been to Cincinnati? Nukking it could only help that situation. Maybe you want to have some herpies infested Arab cock in your ass and mouth but I don't, and the only one keeping it out is God as I pointed out below. Next time you want to know what God's done for you, just think of how that slimey raghead dick is going to feel in your mouth as your tongue pokes through the dried blood encrusting one of its cicatrices and you taste that mixute of urine, puss and blood for the first time. If you are now rubbing your groin and yelping in excitment or perhaps engaging in some kind of humping, then I guess you don't need God after all.

I support, endorse and champion the war in Iraq without reservation. If I have any criticism of the American's actions thus far, it is that they have not commited the resources that they should to do the job correctly. I am also of the opinion that America should invade Syria and Iran as soon as possible. Want to end terrorism in the world? Well, then a good start would be nuking Tehran as soon as possible, without warning. The next day, I'd nuke it again, just to let them know I'm serious.

When it comes down to it, what purpose does America, (or almost any other country) serve if it's not to fight Israel's wars? America is among one of the greatest nations on earth, and it's not because they have a large military or powerful economy. It's becaue they defend Israel, and there is, nor ever will be, a nobler cause.

America went to Iraq, deposed the asshole who was running the show, and brought the gifts of freedom and democracy to the nation and no one even bothers to say thank you. Instead American soliders are murdered as repayment for the great deeds they have done as agents of Zionism. This betrays the true nature of the Arab as a subhuman species. The Iraqis are so primitive that they don't even understand freedom and democracy. It's like trying to teach a pig how to drive a car. A million Arab cripples and retards could be burned alive and that wouldn't be as bad as even the slightest harm coming to one Jewish child.

The Jews are Gods people. God doesn't give a shit about anyone who's not a Jew. If the Jew disappears, like the President of Iran wants them to, God will abandon this planet. Then you'll all be fucked. Earth would last about 20 minutes without God, and it won't be a pleasent 20 minutes because you'll probably spend it with some scabby Arab dick in your ass.

So if you don't support the war, do the whole world a favor and put a fucking bullet in your head.

I take the subway to work each day. It's a horrible experience. Besides having to sometimes come into physical contact with strangers, it doesn't just smell like a toilet, but looks like a 1960's public washroom. The sickening sounds and smells of hoosiers eating 3 hour old MacDonald's cheeseburgers, (you know I worked for a fast food restaurant when I was a teenager and they throw that shit out after about 20 minutes for a reason), the assholes who actually operate the public transportation system (just because you have a grade 9 education and grey pants doesn't mean you're the boss of shit, just shut the fuck up and get me home jerkwad), the fucking retards from Scarbourough who stop on the stairway during rush hour to answer their fucking cell phones, (God I hate cell phones, I know I work for a cell phone company and contribute to perpetuating the problem, but they are the most useless product in the world...now you can watch TV on them...who the fuck wants to watch TV on a 8 centimeter screen?...retards on the bus no doubt), the little old chinese ladies who have no compunction about barging into me from behind so they can rush to the bus that isn't there, (and society dictates that I'd be in the wrong if I were to grab them and smash their skulls in against the wall...is it that leaving their bodies there would be some violation of the fire code?), all make the subway a horrific experience. If the city wants to promote public transportation then they should seriously consider providing a container of deodourant with each monthly pass. How about different sections on the bus for different types of people, or even different buses for different people. Some could be for normal people who just want to get to work, and the other ones could be for the sweat pants wearing, MacDonald's eating, 8 children having, cell phone talking, pitbull walking, deodourant not wearing, sub-humans who seem so prevelent these days. We can also put anyone who coughs into their hand and then grabs one of the bars or handles without first wiping the siliva and mucus from their fingers. Maybe it's just a mental downturn in society as a whole. Are people getting stupider? Yes, I believe that they are. Hell, it's so popular to be stupid that songs that promote being an idiot are becoming hits. Recently I became aware of the song "Let's Get Retarded" by the Black Eyed Peas. Truly modern western civilization has hit some kind of low here.

I was on the subway the other day watching the mostly brain dead foreigners that I ride to and from work with each day, and I began to wonder, "What's that Chinaman doing here in Canada? Why is that Paki in my country?", and then it came to me. They're all from loser countries. They fucked their own countries up and now they want to come to my clean (white) nation and fuck it up. I blame the Conservate government of Brian Mulroney for opening up our goddamn country to Lap Fung Chung and fucking Lonely Johnny, and now I have to listen to them jabber in their monkey language at work and smell the rank sewage that passes for their lunch. On the plus side I work with one woman named Dong and another one named Wang. This is a great source of amusement for me. Now you might be thinking that I'm some kinda racists, but you're wrong. I'm not. I love everybody. I'd just love them a lot more if they went back to running dry cleaners and being attendents in high class washrooms and stopped trying to do white people jobs.