My diapers are bloody

I can't understand why Americans love Ronald Regan.

He was a fucking douche bag. He was the leader of the "free world" and yes, that makes him a douche bag by default. Now you're probably as stupid as you look so let me explain this to you very simply. The part we're interested in is "douche", "bag" doesn't really matter so much. Douche comes to English via French in which it means "to shower". The frogs got it from the Italians; the woptalk word "doccia". The Italians of course got the word from Latin. The Latin form is "ductus" which means "leading". Thus Ronald Regan was a douche bag.

But yet the Americans love him. Why? Don't they recall a little place called Bitberg?

THIS FUCKER LAY FLOWERS AT THE GRAVES OF NAZIS AND THEY WANT TO PUT HIM ON THEIR FUCKING MONEY.

You know America, I can kinda understand the nigger hating, but lining up to eat the shit of some fucking Nazi just baffles me.

I've always known that I'm better than you.
Smarter too.
This is no longer a matter of opinion but of fact.
Science has finally caught up to what I and my followers have always know is true.

The reason that European Jews are smarter than most other groups is because they have kept their blood pure, and not let the lesser races (Kraut for example) pollute their genes.

Being better than most people isn't all cheese cake and cock rings like you'd imagine it to be.
It's quite a burdensome responsibility, always having to correct and manage the mud peoples of the world.

Lately I've been reading about the Fascist States of America.
Pretty gruesome stuff. It makes Nazi Germany look like an experiment in anarchy.

Yesterday that idiot Lou Dobbs reported that the US government is going to give the oil industry in the USA billions of dollars to finance their exploration costs. And what's oil at today? $58.00 a barrel? Truly it is a government by the corporations for the corporations. The only thing that's more pathetic than the reality of America is the people who prance around pretending that their constitution actually means anything. Well I guess the 19th amendment is still in effect.

For some unexplainable reason I now get Fox News.
It's unbelievable that there is some debate as to whether they are bias or not.
They should just get it over with and change their name to Der Stuermer.
I watch it for a few minutes in the morning. The cast of the morning, (I can't be bothered to remember their names), have a collective IQ of about 40. They make Brick Tamlin look like a brain surgeon. While the chick with the giant chin and the guy who is most likely some sort of robot at least speak like almost average people the guy with the spay on black hair and no eyebrows actually sounds retarded. I'm all for integrating tards with the non-tard population but who puts a feeble-minded inbred on TV to deliver the news? Isn't one Colleen Jones enough for this world?

Sometimes I watch Bill O'Reilly. His show is pretty fucking funny, as long as you don't live in America. What a dick. All he does is yell at people who disagree with his crackpot view of the world and lie. This is news; the loudest opinion is the right one? (excuse the pun).
"The no spin zone" "Fair and Balanced" What are these? Pravda slogans?

Truly Fox news is the epitome of the dumbing down of American culture.
They are to journalism what Paris Hilton is to acting.

I use to think that the problem with America was too many goddamn niggers.
But I'm not so sure anymore.