My diapers are bloody

Yup, it's true.

But I don't really want to talk about that.
What I want to talk about is all those niggers running around town in their fucking Civics.
What the fuck is up with that? If anyone know, please let me know cause it's really pissing me off.

And what's with all these mud people walking infront of white people? I don't like that one bit.

And I don't like old people much either. First off who the fuck let these fuckers out of the shitholes I'm sure they live in? They're fucking horrid to look at, and they just drool and babble about shit on one cares about.
I can't fucking stand looking at them as they take up the whole fucking sidewalk, all bent over, moving about 4 feet an hour. And if I just smack their fucking asses out of my way somehow I'm the bad guy. What the fuck?

Yup, it's true.

Next week is the 15th anniversery of the Chinese governments actions against dissidents at Tiananmen Square.
I think everyone will agree that it was a lamentable incident whose tragedy has never fully been been
resolved.

I think that the Chinese government made a formidable error. They should have killed more people. A lot more.
When freedom loving people like the peace loving people of China are attacked by bloodthirsty imperialist as
they were 15 years ago no measure to ensure the wellbeing of their great socialist society is too inclement.
How many did they kill? A few thousand? They should have killed them all and decorated the square with their
corpses to celebrate the people's illustrious victory over the enemies of freedom. What was the problem?
Weren't there enough soliders to do the job right? Didn't they have enough bullets?
Where the hell was the air force?

Look at China now. They poison their great society with capitalist ideas and methods. They are betraying the
Dictatorship of the Proletariat; the highest form of government mankind has ever known. I blame those who
were allowed to survive Tiananmen Square. They have infected Chinese society like a pestilence. They are seeking
to enslave the workers in a capitalist system as workers in the west have been subjugated. It is a sickening
process to watch for right thinking people everywhere.

I know my buddy Kilgore agrees.

Yup, it's true.

Whoever emails me the best email detailing the story of their life wins a lifetime membership
in NAMBLA compliments of MrBloodyDiapers.

Yup, it's true.
I really do. Movies are better than most people because you call always turn a movie off.
People don't shut up so easily. And people in real life are, (with the exception of MrsBloodyDiapers and myself), really hideous for the most part.
You should see the people at my work. It's like a goddamn ugly farm.

Anyways, I watch movies all the time. And when I watch movies I begin to think about things other than how much I hate your fucking guts and how you face makes me want to barf.
No, instead I consider what I think is the most significant question of our time.
Why has no one made a remake of Birth Of A Nation?
It's one of the few movies where the good guys win.
It's got all the elements of a hit movie; violent toga parties, inter-racial sexual assult, horses.
Those are all things I think that everybody looks for in a movie.
And the story line is just outstanding. I think that it's a truly courageous vision of how the world
actually is.

Yup, it's true.
This place is fucking weird.
I guess the first thing I noticed that struck me as a little strange was the fact that there are almost no white male programmers. Everybody's either a paki or some kinda oriental, with a few Eastern Europeans thrown in for good measure. No development team is complete these days without Legosh from Lobovia, ("I have Engineering PHD from university in Lithosolvakia").
On the first day I found out that the project that I've been assigned to is a year late and doesn't really work.
There is no documentation and I was told that the code is shit. I got my first look at the code yesterday, and calling it "shit" is really a compliment. It looks like it was developed by a schizophrenic, very complicated by essentially meaningless. As well, many of the technologies that I claimed to have no knowledge of are used. Why the hell did they hire me?
Almost no one talks to me. As far as I can tell there are only 3 people on my team besides myself (I was told that there were about 8 or 9), and only two of them speak to me. I haven't really been given much direction. It's mostly been "just download and in stall this", or "take a look at that". Seems like mostly busy work just to give me something to do.
There doesn't appear to be any documentation. No specs, no project plan, no code map, no database diagram. This isn't good.

I got an email yesterday from a place I use to work for a few jobs back asking me if I wanted to come back and work there again. It wasn't a bad place and the only reason I left was because I was offered a contract for more than double the money I was making there. It's too bad they didn't contact me last week. I would have gone back.
But at least it's nice to know that there is place I could go if things don't work out at my new place.

I think the thing that is most disturbing about my new job is all the signs in the washroom reminding people to flush the toilets. What the fuck? Are there people working there with fetishes that involve other people viewing their shit?

Yup, it's true.
I went in yesterday and signed the papers, (legal papers that basically say that the corporation now
owns my thoughts), and I start today.

Hope this one turns out better than the last.

Yup, it's true.
I got a call from one of the many head-hunters that I've been dealing with yesterday
and she said that we have a verbal offer from one place I've interviewed at (3 times over the last
2 weeks). I have to go in on Monday afternoon to sign the papers and I start Tuesday.
Out of the 10 or so places I interviewed at over the last month this is the place I want to
work at the most. The fact that it's about a 6 or 7 minute drive from my home doesn't hurt
either. The head hunter also managed to get me $5,000.00 more a year than I was asking for.

See, good things do happen to bad people.

Yup, it's true. I don't.
I've become very interested in the Iraqi situation lately.
I remember as a youth my comrades and myself would often lament the sad fact that we
had no TV war to watch.
While those who were around in the late 60's and early 70's had Vietnam we were mocked
with pathetic military actions (if you can even call them that), like Greneda and Panama.
But now it appears that we may have the real deal on our hands. And it gets funnier every day.

The beheading of Nick Berg has been very entertaining over the last few days.
What the fuck was he doing in Iraq anyways? Looking for a job?
I don't know if that indicates just how stupid some people are, or how bad the American
economy actually is.
And what do the Rag-Heads do? They chop his head off and release a video of it.
What the fuck are they trying to achieve with such dramatics?
Do they think they're going to somehow intimidate the American people?
I'll let all you camel fucking jerkwads in on a little secret; the Americans dropped nuclear bombs
on the Japs, and they're proud of it. Americans are violent, bloody thirsty people. They're the
Russians of the Americas.

I was quite amused this afternoon watching Rumsfeld on TV going on and on about how America
is a free and open society, but at the same time the American government won't release the over
1600 photos and videos of their soliders having sadomasochistic romps with Iraqi prisoners.
Wouldn't a "free" and "open" society not keep the things that it's army does in its name from the
members of that society? I guess Orwell was right.

If the Americans wanted to do things right in Iraq they'd invite Israel to help out.
I think the Jews would know what to do. Fuck the other Arab countries.
I also think that the USA should invade Saudi Arabia next.
Why the fuck not?