My diapers are bloody

You may have noticed that I recently added to my links, the Retard Raper link. Some guy named Steve Barnes emailed me recently and asked me if I would do a "blog link trade". He claimed to be a reader of my blog, told me I am doing a great job and that I should keep up the good work. Being the fine WWW citizen that I am I wrote him back and told him that I would be happy to do the "blog link trade". So I linked him under the title "Retard Raper", a fine name for a link and keeping very much in line with the other links that I have. I checked his blog a few days later and discovered that he neglected to link me. I even emailed him a second time asking him about the whole matter, but received no response. What kind of an idiot takes time out of their day to email me, and ask about trading blog links, (something I'm not really interested in doing since I don't really give a flying fuck, (whatever that is), if people read my blog or not. In fact I assume that I only have 3 readers, Ford, Skippy, and Locke) and doesn't even bother to actually do it? Why is this loser wasting my time? Maybe he really is some kind of retard raper and I was able to unconsciously glean this information based on the short email he sent me and the 2 minutes I spent at his blog. This whole thing really does bear the mark of retard raper behaviour. His blog by the way is obnoxiously American, (that's not to say that Americans are obnoxious, as you all know I love Americans, and the wars they fight for Israel). He goes on and on about how the "right" in America is so wrong, and the "left" is so right. Or at least that's what my impression, most of his posts were too fucking boring for me to bother finishing. Empire Doofus, or whatever the hell your name is, here's a suggestion; put pictures of naked women on your blog and write posts about taking drugs with me, like Skippy does. It's way more interested than reading about about protests in support of illegal Mexians. No one gives a fuck about Mexicans.

Moses Teitelbaum died today, kicking off the most important power struggle the world has seen in over 1000 years. Who will be next in line to lead Satmar Hasidim? As I'm sure you're aware Rabbi Aaron and his followers never accepted Rabbi Zalmen's 1999 appointment as successor and the resulting bitterness and conflict has only escalated over the last few years. I expect the violent confrontations that have been known to flare up between followers of these great men to resume. I suspect that the return of Moshiac and the nature of the restoration of Zion are at stake. Personally I favour the anoitment of Zalman as I feel that with him at the head of Satmar, the elimination of the Goyim will be conducted in a tasteful and timely manner, but one never knows. The virtues of Aaron are never to be underestimated. Either way, my dreams will be filled with visions of Moshiac drinking the Lord's ambrosia from the skull of the Pope.