My diapers are bloody

My jaw' still pretty damn sore, but the worst of it is over and it looks like they won't have to open the wound back up again. So tomorrow it's back to work, which suits me fine. Sittin' around is ok for a while, but too much of it makes my eyes hurt. I spent the day practising barre chords, playing poker online, and downloading Bob Dylan's radio shows. If you haven't heard them yet you really should check them out. Dylan can put together a radio show that's better than any album from the last 10 years, (although you could argue that that isn't a really high bar to jump). Each show is loaded with obscure old time music and Dylan's musings on many topics, although he does a good job of keeping on topic. Each show has a theme and they're often what you'd expect from Dylan; jail, drinkin', dogs, divorce, coffee, etc. It's great fucking stuff.

Well things haven't been going very well.
It's been two weeks since my wisdom teeth were removed, (the bottom two being impacted), and there have been several complications.
I had to stop taking my penicillin early due to an allergic reaction. It was fucking horrible. I felt feverish and as a great deal of pressure in my head. It was as if my eyes were going to spring out. I couldn't focus on anything and got blinding head aches.

At the end of the first week I had to return to the dental surgeon's office due to the extreme pain that I was experiencing in the lower right side of my mouth. It turns out that I developed alveolar osteitis. If you've never had it, it basically feels like the tooth has just been extracted and someone is jabbing a piece of sharp metal into the wound. Rather unpleasent to say the least. The pain comes and goes. Mostly it's worst when I eat and what I wake up in the morning. I then had to return a few days later as the treatment to alleviate the pain didn't take the first time. It didn't really work the second time either.

In the second week I noticed that the right side of my mouth had swelled up again and the pain was actually getting worse when I eat. So I was back at the doctor's office yesterday. They've given me some new meds and a bunch of Tylenol 3s for the pain. If things aren't better by the end of the weekend then the doctor, as a last resort will open the wound back up, clean it out and stitch it back up. This will re-trigger the healing process and the hope is that it will go better the second time. I'm sure you can imagine how much this is going to suck if things don't get better in the next few days.

Anyways, if you want to help then send retard porno...and lots of it! MrsBloodyDiapers loves that shit.

I am recovering from my ordeal. Last Friday my insurance company paid an oral surgeon to remove my wisdom teeth. The top two had grown in and were trivial to take out, but the bottom two were buried rather deep. Given my advanced age, (I turned 66 earlier this year), the doctor said it was an average job.
I can't say that being rendered unconscious was a pleasent experience, but it wasn't altogether awful. There was really nothing to it. They told me that I would soon feel drowsy and the next thing I heard, (seemingly a second later), was that I was done.
Despite the powerful narcotics that they prescribed me, the recovery was rather unpleasant. Contributing to the misery of having my teeth ripped from my head was the psychic attacks that I have experienced over the last few days courtesy of Grover Norquist. During my weakened state he filled my mind with visions of children eating feces from the assholes of their parents, little boys sucking the penis' of donkeys and little girls sucking menstrual fluids from the vagina of the Virgin Mary. He has attempted to brainwash me with such visions into agreeing with the platform of the Republican party of the USA, (not be confused with those "Republicans" in Iran...they're just so much alike what with the body odor and strange facial hair). I have of course successfully resisted and been anoited anew with the blood of Christ, which I alone may taste from the Holy Grail of ZOG.

ALL HAIL ZOG!

This is pretty much the best video ever made.
I especially love the gas that everyone's huffing.

I don't usually post photos here but this is pretty fucking funny:



This is one of the proposed names and logos for a new American Basketball Association team in Quebec City. Fuck is that funny. Stupid frog bastards.

What's next? The Harlem Niggers? The New York Kikes? The San Francisco Chinks?

From this day forward this blog will be dedicated to only one topic; the life and work of Frank Zappa. All future posts will be Frank Zappa related.

When I'm confused about something, or I don't know something that I think I should I usually consult the internet. I figure if someone's going to go to all the trouble of putting something on the internet it must be true. Isn't that what this blog really all about? The truth? I usually start here, and if I don't find there answer there, I'll also check here, here, here, or here. If the answer isn't to found at any of those places I then check the one place that pretty much can answer any question. Now those are all great sites that I spend a lot of time at but there are rare occasions when they fail me. When this happens I take drugs, and so should you.

I fucking hate Bono. In the world of pompous assholes he picked right up where Stink left off. But I love Frank Zappa. I love Frank Zappa for so many reasons, and so much that if I knew where he was buried I'd dig his corpse up and fuck it. I would shove my dick into his decaying flesh, and I'm not even gay. Or into fucking dead things either.

I believe that Bono is the anti-Zappa. Bono represents everything that I think Zappa opposed. Brainless suburban mediocrity. Bono and his shitty band U2 sum up everything that is pointless in our pop, throw away, artless culture. I've never heard a U2 song and thought to myself, "Wow, now that's interesting. That's new. These guys have a unique take on things". Nope, not once. But Zappa, now there was an interesting cat. He just did whatever the fuck he wanted and it was always interesting. I don't love every Zappa song or album that I've ever heard, (not that I've even listened to all of them), but I think I can say that my reaction has always been along the lines of, "Hey, this guy is trying something cool here. It's not the same old formulated bullshit that dominates Western music these days".

You can buy pretty much any Zappa CD that you want thanks to the good people at Rycodisk. In fact you can buy the whole catalog in one shot. 65 CDs in total for only $995.00 USD. I would love to have that, but alas I lack the financial resources to commit to such a purchase. Besides, MrsBloodyDiapers just ain't goin' for it. I know that the desire for such a thing is irresponsible and childish, and MrsBloodyDiapers rightly points out that the money could be better spend on things for the house, or clothes, or just about anything else. And she's right, but hey, I just can't help myself. So this is where you come in dear reader. I am asking for donations to the "MrBloodyDiapers Frank Zappa Catalog Fund". I am asking that each of you dear readers please give generously.

There's more at stake here than just me acquiring a bunch of Frank Zappa CDs. I need these CDs so that I can study them, and then make and distribute music that is inspired by Zappa to counter the U2 influence on civilization. Lets face some facts here. U2ism leads to fagism. And not just the ordinary fagism that we expect from those who teach our children, or our elected officials. I'm talking about fucked up fagism. Mule based fagism. The kind of stuff that is leading to the end of the civilization as we know it. We need to fight back against the anti-Zappas to stop the mule based fagism that is spreading unrestrained throughout modern western civilization. Go down to the school yard and look at those poor kids. Pick a little boy or girl out and picture them suck mule dick while taking it in the ass from some guy humming "Pride". Do you want that to happen? Is this what you believe in? If so do nothing. But if you want to fight back against the U2ists then send me as much money as you can. If you have a blog advertise for me there. Tell everyone you know to send me money. When I have enough I'll let you know. All donations will be handled via one of my most trust-worthy associates. Contact him about how to get the money to me. He's a good man who is on the front lines every fucking day fighting mule based fagism. He single handedly got "Mule - Boy" magazine banned in Quebec where it's weekly circulation was over 200,000. Please, dig deep.

Why are you still reading this? You should be on the phone to your mom informing her of the dangers of mule based fagism, and instructing her to send me as much money as possible?

Anyone who believed last week that Mel Gibson wasn't an anti-semite, either hadn't seen The Passion or was competely retarded. The Passion should have been titled, Why The Goyim Hoards Who Plague This Planet Hate the Jews. That's what I would have called it. The fact that there was any debate over whether it was anti-semitic or not demonstrates either how much in denial the Goyim community is, or how fucking stupid they are. My God, there's a fucking scene where Jewish children literally turn into demons. And another in which the Jewish authorities are begging the Romans to kill Jesus. If you don't know what being branded "Christ killers" had ment to the Jews over the last couple of thousands of years then you're so fucking stupid you don't deserve to live. Well, maybe that's too harsh. Ok, you deserve to live long enough for me to torture you to death.

(On a side note, exactly what kind of God can be killed? Sounds like a pretty shitty God to me. Fuck, no one can kill my God. He goes around offing Goys in the Tanakh and no one can do shit about it. And why does God have a name in Christianity? Doesn't naming God mean that one is engaging in Paganism? And why did Jesus have to die for everyone' sins? Couldn't God have just forgiven everyone with the whole Jesus bullshit? He is afterall God, creator of the universe. And why is the world so fucking miserable for so many Christians even after they've been "saved" by Jesus? And why couldn't Jesus do everything that he needed to do the first time? Why does he need to come back and what the fuck is taking so long long? After considering all of these questions, and many more, I think that Ted Turner said it best when he said "Christianity is a religion for losers". But I would never say that, I'm a tolerant, forgiving man. Anyways, back to Mel...).

So Mel makes his little statements and now everyone's upset. So Mel apologies. You can read the apology at his official site. The best part is when he states, "Hatred of any kind goes against my faith.". What the fuck? Isn't Mel a Catholic? Wasn't Hitler a Catholic? Shit, the Catholics are so into hating and exterminating Jews that Hitler wasn't even ex-communicated. But an apology isn't going to cut it. Oh no, Mel's going to have to do more... a lot more.

What Mel should do is hire me to help him find a final solution to his jewish problem. I know all about these fucking Jews. I've spent my whole life with them. I can also help him with his booze problem, and the drug problem he might even not know he has. What I would do is hang around with Mel as much as possible. Since being with anyone 24/7 can be very stressful, and we all know that stress can lead to drinking which of course leads one back to anti-semitism, I will require a chamber in which I can lock Mel, so we can both get a little alone time. But when Mel's not locked away engaged in quiet reflection, I would be with him. If an encounter with a Jew arises, or any other sort of Jew related incident is forced upon Mel, I can be there to instruct him as to the correct course of action to take. I could write up lines for Mel to memorize until they become his automatic response to Jew related situations. Lines like, "Shalom my Zionist friend. Whould you like some kasha?" or maybe "Fighting Israel's wars is the greatest thing a Goy nation can do....afterall we kinda owe the Jews for that whole holocaust thingy.". If Mel walked around talking shit like that he'd be invited to more Passover sedars than Chaim Potok ever was. We'll set Mel up with a "Moshiac Now" bumper sticker, and maybe he can hang out with Mel Brooks and Don Rickles to find out what being a Jew is really all about.
Mel and I could take a trip to the Western Wall and maybe strap some of those funny little boxes to our foreheads and wear some "Jew beanies".

As far as the booze and drugs went. Well, whenever Mel is in a booze or drug situation I can intervene and take one, or two, or seven (or how the fuck ever many Gin and Tonics I fucking want bitch! Now get your fucking ass back to the bar and bring me another! You hear me Sugar Tits?) for the Melster. I am perfectly able to drink and take drugs for two. This will mean that Mel's liver will be saved for future generations, so that one day it can be merged with Hitler's brain to create the Uber-Mel. Isn't that were this is all leading?

And you know it wouldn't cost Mel that much. $500.00/hour and 3 movie deal. Is any price too high to attain the love of God's people?