My diapers are bloody

Last night I watched 60 Minutes, as I do every Sunday evening.
They had a story on Bono.
I really don't pay much attention to U2, and with the exception of "Angel of Harlem" I think their music pretty much sucks, (and the only reason Angel of Harlem is ok is because the beginning sounds like "Like a Rolling Stone"). The segment did remind me why I've been calling him Boner all these years. It' simple; he's a dick.

Boner's the perfect example of what happens when really stupid people become rich and famous.

You should have seen the shit this blowhard was taking credit for. Apparently a group of world leaders forgave billions in 3rd world debt, just because Boner told them to. As well, hundreds of thousands of African AIDS sufferers now get all the medication they need. And that happened because Boner told the American government to start giving it to them. I'm sure that all the G8 nations didn't bother consulting their economic experts when it came to forgiving 3rd world debt. Like robots, or 14 year old girls from Dublin, they just blindly obeyed the decree of Almighty Boner.

Boner also loves himself. I was expecting him to whip his pants down in the middle of the interview and take a dump so that the interviewer could check for himself and see that his shit doesn't stink.

And what does Boner do when he's not racing around the world saving it? Why he's in the South of France, (with the rest of the guys in U2), where only the richest people in the world can afford to live. What a great, down to earth guy that Boner is, signing autographs and exchanging kisses with male fans on those sunny French beaches. Funny, I didn't see any of his AIDS infected friends from Africa with him.

Boner is also of the opinion that U2's music will last forever. He said that he hopes his philanthropy will be forgotten in the future, "because all those problems will be solved", (what the hell does that mean? No more darkies?). It's sad when shitty musicians like U2 think they're something they're not. Nobody is going to give a fuck about U2 in 100 years. I don't even think anyone will care in 50 years. Shit, I don't even know anyone who cares right now. They are pop culture, and thus disposable. The number of rock and roll musicians that actually qualify as "artists" number less than 20. That is of couse if being a professional slut qualifies one as being an artist.

Mr. Stalin, a friend to all of those with bloody diapers, sent me an email this morning which included this link.

I've been talking about the monetary opportunities that celebrity feces holds for ages, but it looks like someone has gone forward with the concept, albeit in a pretty cheesy way. I was envisioning something a little classier. The fact that my idea has been hijacked by a bunch of amateurs doesn't really bother me. After all it's not the first time.

A few years ago I worked for one of those many software companies that appeared out of nowhere, like Chinamen, during the boom. At this particular company we were informed that everyone would be obligated to take a turn working on the social committee. Not really wanting to sit around picking out napkin colours, or planning trips for 80 people to the bowling alley, I figured I'd just come up with suggestions, so that when it was my turn I'd just get thrown off the committee as quickly as I could.

The company was located in a pretty crappy neighbourhood. We use to find used syringes in the parking lot sometimes, and there were often crack whores hanging around across the street. I reasoned that since we were fairly successful people, especially when compared to our neighbours, that it would be good for the company to help out the community via the social committee. What I intended to propose was that we clear out a section of the parking lot and we invite the deadbeats that lived in the neighbourhood to do things to amuse us for money. For example, maybe two of them could beat the hell out of each other and the one left standing would get a bottle of cheap whiskey, or $8.00, or something like that. Or maybe we could have a contest to see which one could drink the most urine. You know, things that are funny because they're happening to people who we don't really know. Anyways, the idea was eventually realized in a slight different manner. I wanted to help people, these assholes just want to make money.

This has inspired me to change my last name to Hitler and run for mayor.

My campaign slogan will be:

"Hi, my name is Hitler and I want to be your mayor. I'm not like that other Hitler you may have heard about. I'm taller."

From an article in Der Stürmer:

"Stein* said that Harper, having so strongly supported Israel's right to self-defence, must help 'develop a meaningful military option along the Lebanese border, whether it is a NATO force or a UN force.'"

I think that Harper believes in "a meaningful military option along the Lebanese border"; the Israeli military.


*Janice Stein, director of the Munk Centre for International Studies at the University of Toronto

The lead story in the online version of Der Stürmer this morning concerns some Canadian woman who claims that Israel's bombing of a bunch of UN "observers" was intentional. It's believed that one of the dead is her husband, but it hasn't been confirmed by the UN, because as is typical with the UN, it's taking them forever to do nothing. So the article begins by explaining that Israel bombed these "unarmed observers". It then talks about this woman and her bullshit ... blah, blah, blah ... then the "the growing controversy over the bombing" ... blah, blah, blah ... "allegations from UN Secretary General Kofi Annan that the observers were deliberately targeted by Israel" ... blah, blah, blah ... Israel denies the allegation ... blah, blah, blah ... "UN observers in Lebanon phoned the Israelis at least 10 times over a six-hour period pleading for the shelling of the position to stop" ... blah, blah, blah ... "When it became evident the shelling wasn't going to stop, the base commander called top UN officials in New York" - (I know if I was being bombed my solution would involve phone calls. Here's a tip for the 6 people who actually read my blog; if you are being bombed by the Israeli military, FUCKING RUN) ... blah, blah, blah ... Ireland has filed an official protest .... blah, blah, blah ... "According to UN officials, Hezbollah fighters had been operating in the area of the well-marked and well-known observation post, a routine tactic to prevent the Israelis from attacking them" - (Ahhhhhh, so we're 2/3's way through the article and what do we have here? Could this be an explanation for the bombing? What the fuck does the UN expect? That Israel is just going to let Hezbollah shoot rockets at them and not fire back because the rockets are being fired from a location near a UN outpost?). At this point the article abruptly shifts focus to an allegation from Committee to Protect Journalists that the Israeli military is "targeting Arab television crews in south Lebanon". I'll let you in on a little secret; Israel is targeting everyone and everything in south Lebanon, so if you want to continue living, GET THE FUCK OUT. If you are a civilian or otherwise unarmed person or group in Lebanon, Hezbollah will try to use you as a shield. This is how they operate. Israel is forced to take out innocent civilians as a part of their effort to destroy Hezbollah, (a task I remind you that should have been completed 6 years ago by the Lebanese government, and/or the international community).

Towards the end of the article:

"As UN, Israeli and Canadian investigations into the incident continues, Prime Minister Stephen Harper weighed in Wednesday when he said the attack was a tragedy but he didn't believe it was deliberate.

It's a sentiment repeated by retired Maj.-Gen. Lewis MacKenzie to a crowd of 8,000 supporters of Israel at a solidarity rally in Toronto two days ago.

Both have questioned the wisdom of the United Nations in leaving unarmed soldiers in the middle of an armed conflict. The UN has been in south Lebanon since 1978. "

So why does Der Stürmer start the article with those who say that Israel killed the UN observers on purpose and end with those who say that it was an accident? I'd say that those who are proclaiming the bombing as accidental are far more qualified at analysing such incidents, yet they insist on printing the uninformed opinions first, and make use of them in their headline. Hmmmmm...could Der Stürmer have some sort of grudge against Israel? Or do they hate all Jews? Tough to tell.

I purpose the theory that the UN is assisting in the murder of Jews by having their "observers" in Lebanon. It is well known that Hezbollah uses the UN as a sheild when firing rockets into Israel. The UN knows it. Hell, they were the ones who reported it to the Israelis. So why didn't they do anything about it, like get their fucking people out of there?

So it's ok for Hezbollah to bomb Israel, but it's not ok for Israel to fire back because the UN has people nearby? Fuck the UN.

Reality show idea: So You Think You Can Rape.

Contestants perform televised rapes which are judged by famous rapists such as Richard Ramírez or Charles Ng. It is of course an elimination game and the ones who are kicked off the show are sent immediately to prison. As the series progresses there can be "check-ins" with those who have been eliminated and the audience can see how they're fairing in prison. Maybe there could be some footage of them being gang raped in the showers. The winner will of course be spared prosecution, be provided with a complete "rape kit" put together by the judges, given a large sum of money and dumped in some 3rd world country where rape is more or less legal, like Armenia or Texas for example.

Kofi Annan is a retard. And not just the retard that I thought he was last week, he's evolved into a grand mal retard.

I am of course referring to his ridiculous comments regarding the recent deaths of 4 UN "observers" in Lebanon. Annan referred to the incident as"the apparently deliberate targeting by Israeli Defense Forces of a United Nations observer post in southern Lebanon". In the same statement he also stated "I call on the Government of Israel to conduct a full investigation into this very disturbing incident, and demand that any further attack on United Nations positions and personnel must stop." What I don't understand is why the Israeli's would need to investigate a "deliberate" attack on the UN? That makes no sense. But then again neither does the Israeli's deliberatly attacking the UN. I thought about this all day and I can't see how this event benefits Israel in any fashion. If it was Israel who bombed the UN observers then without a doubt it was an accident.

Why does the UN have people deployed at the Israel-Lebaboon boarder anyways? Seems to me that if United Nations Security Council Resolution 1559 had been enforced then there'd be 4 more living UN "observers" today, (not to mention hundreds of Lebaboons and Israelis). Seems to me that pretty much everyone except Israel is to blame for the current conflict in the Middle East. If Lebaboon had bothered to hold up their end of the deal and disarmed Hezbollah there'd be no problem today. If they were unable to, then the responsibility should have falled to the international community, via the UN to do so. Shouldn't the UN take some responsibility for the resolutions that it's Security Council adopts?

Besides all of this, a major international figure who is suppose to be neutral alienating one side of a serious international conflict with ignorant and moronic comments doesn't help anyone. But what should I expect from the UN. Didn't a Nazi once have Annan's job?

I was watching some fucking show the other night with Dan Rather, or Tom Brokow, or one of those fucking idiots. It was about the black community in Jackson Mississippi. It highlighted how the community really hasn't done very well since de-segregation. It pointed out the usual problems, no jobs, single mother families, teenage pregnancy, crime, drugs, etc. The show featured one particular high school, in one particular neighbourhood. There were no jobs, no opportunities. "Poor niggers", I thought to myself. But I was a little confused. Wasn't there any wealth there? How could the community just go to shit like that? Even a nigger dollar is still a dollar.

About half way through the show I began to see the problem. They revealed that all the blacks who had gone off and gotten educations and done well for themselves had left the community. What the fuck do you expect when everyone who has money and/or an education leaves a community? Do I want to open my factory or business in a community filled with a uneducated poor people? Probably not. And if I did, I might as well do it in Mexico where I can pay them $0.04 an hour.

The show made it seem as if it were somehow white people's fault that this black community had gone to shit. Sure the white people in Mississippi haven't been lining up to help the blacks over the last 50 years, but I don't see why that should prevent them from having a successful community. Maybe all these high class niggers should take some responsibility for their community and not bail on them the minute they start making more than $40,000.00/year. I mean shit, what the fuck do you expect?

I'm not saying that the blacks should try to be more like the Jews. What I'm saying is that the blacks should try to be exactly like the Jews. Or the Armenians if they don't want to smell so great. Jews don't sit around and bitch and whine about how the goyim don't want them in their neighbourhoods, or how they are excluded one way or another. They certainly don't talk about reparations for shit that happened 150 years ago. Reparations for salvery is the stupidest shit I've ever heard of. Is it suppose to somehow justify that you're a dumbass lazy nigger? Here's your reparation nigger; you're alive. Go fucking enjoy it.

The Jews build their own shit. If the goyim won't let you into their school, go build your own. If the goyim won't let you shop in their store, open your own. The Jews didn't make a lot of money and then go move off to the rich goy neighbourhoods. They built their own rich Jew neighbourhoods. They had no fucking choice. They didn't go off and give all their money to a bunch of Goyim. What's the fucking point in that?

Black people have to start standing up for themselves. They have to start setting standards for themselves. You know why not one of the Jewish girls I grew up with had a kid while they were still a teenager? Because it was completely unacceptable in the community. The idea wasn't even entertained. The condition of poor blacks in America is a direct result of standards that the black community has set for itself.

It's time to wake up niggers. The white man ain't yo momma. He ain't gonna wipe your ass for ya.

Fuad Saniora Prime Minister of Lebanon told U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice that Israel's bombardment of his nation was taking it "backward 50 years". To what? 1475? 1425? What's the difference? Rice's meeting with parliament speaker Nabih Berri didn't go well today. It turns out that Rice wanted to put together an agreement that would end the fighting. This was unacceptable. So it would appear that the Lebanese want a ceasefire, but on their own terms. Last time I checked, they were the ones being handed their asses in a bloody sack. If they had half a brain they'd take whatever deal they can get. But I think the whole "half a brain" part is a pretty high expectation.

There's been a lot of talk about how Arab lives aren't as valued as Israeli. I think that this is true. I think that it's the Arabs that don't value the lives of their breathen. This whole thing could be over in a minute. Stop firing bombs into Israel and return the 2 kidnapped soliders, (who are probably dead by now). Then the hundereds of Arab lives that are going to be exterminated this week will be saved. When I saw Saniora on CNN yesterday he was going on about that Shebaa Farms bullshit. 35 km of Syrian territory is more important than Lebanese lives. Shit, for dumbass thinking like that the rest of the international community should start bombing Lebanon.

What all this bullshit about the Western governments doing a poor job of getting their people out of Lebanon. What the fuck? Do people think that the Canadian government has a fleet of jets sitting around just in case you decide to go to some terrorist country and it gets bombed while you're there. What kind of an idiot goes to Lebanon anyways? Why are there 40,000 - 50,000 Canadian in Lebanon? I'll tell you why. They're mostly people who moved to Canada during the Lebanese civil war and then moved back when that war ended. They're fair-weather Canadians who are only Canadian when it benefits them. And why should they get preferential treatment? Are governments flying their people out of Israel? Of course not. Who the fuck would help a Jew?

As far as I'm concerned Israel can bomb Lebanon until everyone there is dead. I'm fed up with this Arab bullshit. Just admit that Israel isn't going anywhere, strike the best dead you can and move the fuck on. All you're doing is fucking your lives and the lives of your children up. I use to be pretty sympathetic towards the Arabs. Then I did my homework. The only thing they understand is a bullet in the head.

Remember a few years back a couple of Israeli soliders were caught by the Palestinian authorities and taken to a police station. When word got out that they were there the station was stormed by a mob who literally ripped the soliders apart and threw their bodies out a second story window. You go negotiate with those people and see how far you get. Trying to speak reasonably to them is like trying to explain stachastic calculus to a mule. Have fucking fun.

Why can't two Israeli soliders live for a few hours under the control and supervision of the Palestinian authorities, when over a million Arabs can live in Israel under the control and supervision of the Jews very comfortably?

I was recently reading about a woman who has been allegedly stalking John Cusack.
It seems that a Ms. Emily Leatherman has been attempting to communicate with Mr. Cusack in spite of Mr. Cusack's reluctance to reciprocate. He says that she's been "throwing long letters of interest over my fence in bags with rocks and screwdrivers inside". She showed up at the offices of his co-workers and listed his addres as her own "during a recent arrest". She denies that she is stalking him. Instead she claims that she sent Mr. Cusack only 2 letters in which she requested that he use his "celebrity status" to encourage the local law enforcement authorities to investigate her claim that she was drugged and gang raped in 2001.

What is one expected to do when raped? The logical thing to do is ask John Cusack to go to bat for you. Trust me, I've thought this one through and it's not something a psychopath would do. It's perfectly sane.

Now you may wonder why I would resort to soiling my blog with a report on the tedious life of a 4th rate "celebrity" like Cusack. It's because I want Cusack to be as famous as possible. I'm hoping it will increase my profit margins.

MrsBloodyDiapers likes that Antiques Roadshow program on channel 61. When they next visit my home town what I want to do is bring a bag of feces down and claim that it's John Cusack's feces and try to get a value for it. To support my claim I'll just Photoshop a picture of Cusack into another photo of me in a public washroom hold the bag of feces. Best fucking idea I ever had.

I really think that "celebrity" feces is a market that is ripe for exploitation. How much would you pay for Oprah's feces? Or how about Carrot Top's? They could be sold with little certificates of authenticity and photos of the "celebrity" in question creating the little treasures. Think about it. This shit would sell.

This morning in Der Stürmer (aka The Toronto Star) the lead story concerned a protest march in Toronto yesterday in which Arabs and other anti-semites "called for an end to the violence in Lebanon". The second paragraph states that "the demonstrators yesterday gathered first at the Israeli consulate on Bloor St. W. before marching to the United States consulate on University Ave." I'm certain that there was no one at the Israeli consulate, it being the Jewish sabbath and all. I'm not sure what they were doing at the American consulate, as the Americans aren't even the ones boming the living shit out of Lebanon. Maybe they should have dropped by the Hezbollah consulate. What I found particularily amusing about the whole thing was that they were chanting "Arab lives have value too." Maybe they should tell the Arabs that because they're the ones responsible for this whole thing. The Arab nations are the architects of their own misfortune. Blaming a few million Jews on a tiny plot of land along the Mediterranean sea isn't going to solve anything for them.

Attending the march were such illustrious organizations as the Coalition Against Israel Apartheid and the Jewish Women's Committee to End the Occupation. I went to the JWCEO's website. It's difficult to take any political or social organization seriously when pop-ups for casinos and poker websites keep appearing as you navigate through their site. I could go on about how this group is a bunch of self hating Jews, but really what's the point? If you can't figure out that they're a bunch of fucking idiots I'm really not sure my explaining it would help you. Always be on your own side. Fuck, even the niggers know this.

So if these protesting folks want peace so badly, as they proclaim in the article, why aren't they protesting Hamas? Or Hezbollah? Or Iran? Why Israel and the USA? They protested Israel when they occupied Gaza. Now that Israel has left Gaza they're still protesting against them. It's really shameful. I don't believe that these actions can be rationalized outside the context of anti-semitism. It appears that it's ok to be an anti-semite now. For a while it wasn't, what with that whole holocaust thing. But now I guess enough time has passed that hating Jews, just for being Jews is ok. To maintain appearances don't call them Jews. Direct your hate at Jews by proxy of hating Israel, or "Zionism". I love the Zionism one. I worked with an Iranian woman briefly, and it was only my strong sense of propriety that prevented me from laughing in her face when she earnestly said to me "Iran is not against Jews. It's the Zionist that we don't like". I see. If we could just take care of those damn Zionists then Jew and non-Jew could live eternally in a state of peace, love, and understanding.

I'm fascinated by the recent crimes committed against Israel, (and thus Jews everywhere), by the sub-human occupiers of Greater Israel. I believe that Israel stretches from the Tigris River to the Suez Canal. I also believe that we are getting closer to the nuking of Tehran which is of course paramount in the bringing about of the "Age of Moshiac" and the unification of the Nation of Zion. I think that Israel's response has been far too restrained. Personally I'd be turing Beirut and Gaza City into Dresden Feb. 13-15 1945 if I were afforded the ability to make such things happen.

Why is it that the Israelis drop leaflets and broadcast radio messages both in Gaza and Lebanon warning of their bombings and Hezbollah and Hamas don't?
The international community demanded for years that Israel leave the "Occupied Territories", (which I take to mean, occupied illegally by Arabs, after all we talking about land promised to the Jews by none other than God himself, (and yes God is a man who is also white)), and get out of Lebanon. Israel argued that they had to keep the IDF in the disputed areas for security reasons. Ah, but Israel relents. They leave Lebanon and Gaza and are preparing to leave the West Bank. And looks what happens. Turns out Israel was right all along. And were is the fucking international community now? Shit, if some raghead bastard from another country were to kidnap me I sure as fuck hope that my nation bombs the living hell out of where ever the fuck they come from. Maybe the French think that Israel is over reacting because the French government doesn't give a shit about their own citizens.

What I really can't believe is the terrorist shitheads that show up on CNN talking about how Israel should stop bombing Lebanon and Gaza and start negotiating. What the fuck? How about they consider every dead Arab another negotiation point? How's that?

On another, yet completely related topic I had a great movie idea the other day. The movie's called "White Men Can't Rape". It's based on the premise that rape is not a natural ability for the White Race, and the only white men who do rape are ones who have had their blood defiled by other or lesser races, (mud people). The movie follows the madcap adventures of a few white buddies who try to emulate their non-white friends by attempting to rape women. They of course fail and hilarity ensues. I see it not only as an entertaining comedy but a movie with a real message exploring the origins, racial character ,and the "dos and don'ts" of rape.

Controversy has erupted at the BloodyDiapers household. While watching television a few nights ago, MrsBloodyDiapers and myself saw a Taco Bell commercial in which they claimed that their chicken was cooked using "Mexican spices". Not knowing what exactly "Mexican spices" are I proclaimed, "Well, I hope they don't smell like Mexicans. What the hell are they? Are they like Hobo spices?" I then asked MrsBloodyDiapers which smells worse, Mexicans or Hobos. She said Hobos, and I had to disagree. A spirited debated ensued, and we were only able to conclude it and go to sleep that night by agree that everything associated with India smells awful.

I'd love to hear from anyone who may have evidence or compelling arguments concerning the Hobo-Mexican smelliest debate.